Thursday, May 04, 2006
To: Kolin Pope, From: The Future (2018)
Pop quiz, hotshot. A man knocks on your door. He claims he's from the future and he hands you a package. What do you do? Chances are, if you're Kolin Pope, you man up and save the future. Here is an excerpt from Kolin's Future Shock website:It began on a very unremarkable evening in August 2003. I was nineteen at the time and in my room, when the evening silence was suddenly broken by the sound of my dog barking from downstairs. Moments later, my Mom strolled in, telling me calmly, "There's someone at the door for you. He says he's from the future."
Confused yet intrigued, I hurried downstairs to find a man of about twenty that I had never seen before in my life standing on my front porch. He offered me his hand and said, "Hello, my name is Zane Figiam. I am from the future. This is a package for you."
If you're reading this in the year 2018, please travel back in time and help me help you. I have excellent communication skills and would be more than happy to forward you a resume or provide you with references if interested.
Thanks to Spacegrinder poster Spacegringo for the link!
